thinkpink212:

da4ngel:

da4ngel:

Sometimes I find myself wanting to clap back. Bite at everyone who barks at me. But then I look at those people, like really look at them… what kinda life they’re living. The choices they’re making, the things they do. Compared to who I am, what I do & the way I live and that itself, keeps me humble. Misery loves company but we’re cut from different cloths, made from different sauce. The evil-hearted never wins 🙏🏼

I don’t go out of my way to make people feel bad about themselves. I stay in my lane, busy with my own. I’m good within, evil people could never.

Period! I always remind myself that misery loves company, and it won’t be me !

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021:

emergency-broadcast-system:

Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

god told me this ia the funniest post ever

scumbag-fuck:

billspreston-esq:

billspreston-esq:

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

i have some too

brightlotusmoon:

supreme-leader-stoat:

rainaramsay:

the-questionmark-kid:

genedoucette:

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lynati:

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procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

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the-niffler-is-loose-again:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

still feeling so gut-punched over this

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators
Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there
PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?

Originally posted by yeshlihavera

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

http://emusontheridge.com/

https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/

Guys, I’ve cracked it

This thing goes all the way to the top

‘Mystery animal’ escapes from Pennsylvania wildlife rescue

Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.

KIRO 7 News Seattle

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.

So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.

“the state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting its citizens about the native wildlife”

My spouse was born in PA (Bethlehem, Mt Sinai) and he is enjoying this entire thread, which we might show his cousins who live in Philly and have seen the These Aren’t Cougars.

snaxk:

This is like the only personal art I’ve done in months I think. Transmasc cowboys for the win

crazy-brazilian:

ALT

bemusedlybespectacled:

bogleech:

transmechanicus:

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testtheworld1:

transmechanicus:

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

This you?

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren’t necessarily restricted to the abyss!

ALT

sanitymakesposts:

ezorzea:

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

isekai title

lordoftablecloths:

the-demi-jedi:

ambientlemon:

vergak:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means “We’re looking for you”. But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

okiitos:

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krispytm:

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

buried-in-stardust:

buried-in-stardust:

打鐵花 (da2tie3hua1; struck iron fireworks) is a traditional folk firework that began in Henan and Shanxi, first arising in Queshan county, Henan and later circulating through the whole country. It had first appeared during the Northern Song dynasty, and was most popular during the Ming and Qing dynasties.

For Queshan struck iron fireworks, a two-layer pergola is built and covered with willow branches for performances, under which the molten iron is struck up with two willow sticks to create a rain of fire.

[eng by me + edited an ad out]

(On top of the information in the video, I have some more about its recent history under the cut.)

Keep reading

On Bilibili, in response to a comment about whether you’ll get hurt from this or not, she says this:

You still get hurt, my clothes have many holes burned into them, my hands also have a lot of small burns, my hair had burnt off a chunk, and dage-men’s* chests and backs are all scars. I only meant the finer it is struck the more difficult it is to get hurt, but when striking tens of times, it won’t be perfect every time.

*大哥们 - the plural of dage, dage being a polite address for men

(She say it’s all worth it in another comment)